Barbie® Jail Fugitive Apprehended!!
In a swift and inspiring midnight SWAT® operation, authorities have apprehended the notorious escapee from the maximum security Barbie® Penitentiary who has become widely known in the press as the "Babyface Barbie®". This ruthless criminal is now behind bars.
Family sources have revealed that photos taken during the fugitive's recent lewd binge at house of ill-repute led directly to her capture.
Action Photo: here we see the unrepentent and obviously kerschnickered escapee enjoying a sordid afternoon of beer guzzling and watching sports on TV, or possibly Bollywood movies. Note the trademark Barbie® Pink romper.
Detectives had previously believed the fugitive's beverage of choice to be that concotion traded under the psuedonym "MamaBoob®", best known for the attractiveness of the containers in which it is distributed. However, we learn from these Action Photos that the fugitive seems to prefer Fat Tire Amber Ale.
Sources have also confirmed that it was the renegade's abuse of the staff during this booze up -- screaming, squealing and shameless flirtation -- that made them suspicious. Fortunately, they had observed the felon's fondness for Barbie® Pink, and they had the quick wit to Google "Most Wanted Barbie® Baby". That query found the posting on this site, and they quickly alerted the appropriate authorities who bravely apprehended this callous convict.