11 February 2007

Nature vs. Nature: Round Eye vs. Slanty Eye

Even these days, some people have still never heard of blepharoplasty. Can you believe that?

Today's nature vs. nature inquiry probes into this realm with a question that Darwin likely never thought to ask: what happens when a big, round-eyed white dude marries a delicate, slanty-eyed lotus blossom?

Here's your answer:


That clears things up entirely, don't you think?

10 February 2007

Nature or Nurture: The Mohawk, Then & Now

We know, Mai...it's been awhile. We've been quite busy trying to retain our sanity -- and mostly failing. But trust me, this blog posting should be worth the wait.

You see, we've solved the nature / nurture argument once and for all. We have scientifically determined that Trinhity's mohawk is, in fact, genetic.

Examine the following pictures *very* carefully...


What you've just seen confirms without a doubt that when it comes to The Mohawk, the nurture folks are...shall we say, hanging by a hair.

** please note that there was no use of Photoshop, airbrushing, hairbrushing or static electricity to achieve the effects of the photos above.